You really coming over, don't trick.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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