he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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