Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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