It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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