I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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