i dont even know how to be here
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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