I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
