this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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