You surviving the open bar?
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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