she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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