come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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