I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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