Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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