I never want to see another naked old woman again.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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