He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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