just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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