Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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