Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My butt remains clenched, sir.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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