your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Can Purell be used as lube?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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