That's intense
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
