She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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