Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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