six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I need water and some morals
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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