yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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