i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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