On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize