He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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