You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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