yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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