he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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