ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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