if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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