I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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