chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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