How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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