My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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