I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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