This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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