the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We had to coat check the pizza.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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