You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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