It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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