I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
