actually, I'm a sock model
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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