doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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