Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
