I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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