did you get engaged???
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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