Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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