YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
