I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Come on in and take your pants off
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