I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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