it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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