I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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