I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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