You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Its about making memories worth repressing
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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