Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
